True story.

I guess I should elaborate.



But not yet.

We queued in the rain for ages. gunslinger6661, I did see you but I was getting ushered all over the place so never got a chance to come and say hey. We also didn't stick around afterwards coz Chloe wasn't feeling very well. I will find you at Sonisphere!

We were basically barrier the whole night but along the side, under this balcony type thing were the seated people were - remember that. So we had an ace fuckin' view most of the time, although it also meant the speakers were

The first support act were shite but I can't remember who the fuck they were anyway so it doesn't matter. It's like "OHHAI WE WANT TO BE ATREYU BUT WE'RE SHIT!"

Filter were pretty cool, really enjoyed them. Kinda like if Janes Addiction mated with Velvet Revolver and hired Lee Mack as their singer. But they were pretty epic.

But Papa Roach were fuckin' AWESOME! They played a decent mix of music from the albums (short of 'lovehatetragedy', we got 'She Loves Me Not' though) so I was quite chuffed, I don't know the new album too well really. (I only remembered it had been properly released the other day, heh, got it today).

Jacoby is fuckin' insane. I mean, I know he's ADHD and everything but yikes! I loved it though, he was so damn cute! I would comment on the other guys but Jacoby kinda held my attention with his antics all night.

AND THEY PLAYED 'FOREVER' WHICH IS ONLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKIN' PAPA ROACH SONG EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE EVER EVER EVER! So I was pretty much wetting myself in delight over that one. Pathetic? Yes. But I don't care.

Also during the tracks from 'Infest', I didn't feel like this 22 year old woman who just wants life to stop being so awkward and hard, I felt like the 14 year old girl I was when I first heard these guys. The girl who had finally found music which actually sounded like she felt at that time and felt like a whole weight had been lifted through it. It was fuckin' epic.

AND 'DEAD CELL'! FUCKIN' 'DEAD CELL'! I LOOOOOOOVE 'DEAD CELL'!

Oh and Jacoby? Loved Chloe's hawk, I dunno if anyone spotted it but during one of the later tracks, he pointed off the right of the stage and put his hand on his head like a chickens ruff. Yeah, he was pointing at Chloe with her bright red mohawk.

Anyway, I guess I should explain the subject, yeah?

During 'Lifeline', Jacoby decided that he was going to climb up onto the balcony above our heads. So he jumps off the stage and runs across to where I'm stood and starts climbing up the barrier, then grabs my hands to balance himself before grabbing the railings and swinging his crotch into my face and pretty much climbing up me, kicking my water over me in the process. There were a ton of other girls all over him as well but I was the climbing frame, haha.

Oh and for any Jerry/Coby slashers out there, "I think we should get it on Jerry."

We ignore the fact he explained it afterwards and said that wasn't what he meant because that's what slashers do.

He also started talking about his cock at one point because he couldn't count. ("I love these four guys up here with me. I mean three. I could talk about my penis, I love him too.")

We ended up leaving during 'Last Resort' coz Chloe wasn't feeling too well so sadly I didn't get the chance to meet him properly but hey, I kinda did, right? And the show was fuckin' epic so I can't complain. Definitely one of the best bands I've seen live and I hope to see them again soon! Amazing!

And I'm home again now! So I can sleep in a real fuckin' bed! Hallelujaaaaahhhh!